Politics and Politicians
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason." ~Mark Twain
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." ~Earnest Benn
"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen." ~Winston Churchill
"If you can't convince them, confuse them." ~Harry S Truman
"The Weakest Link is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president." ~Jay Leno
"The problem with political jokes is they get elected." ~Anonymous